Sunday, December 30, 2007

Have you guys ever read

http://www.thepioneerwoman.com/



I just love her blog. She is just a down to earth country girl, who shares her life on a working ranch. She also has another blog with is called http://www.thepioneerwomancooks.com/ where she shares decadent recipes that are so politically incorrect in this day and age. Can I mention the word "butter" without anyone shutting down their computer! She don't care...she butters everything up.

This got me to thinking today. Why don't I make a second blog about cooking. It will in no way be anything edible because Balonie will be COOKING! A satire, if you will. I know The Pioneer Woman has a trillion people reading her blog, but I thought for the 3 or 4 of you that pop in occasionally Balonie could delight you with her cooking skills. So now I have to make a decision on what to call the blog. Maybe Penny could round up my collection of Moose's on my Moose ranch. Just like her husband does, but then I would have to get Penny a pair of doggie chaps. And then I would have to castrate them...oy.. but how hard could that be...just take a pair of scissors running...done. I wouldn't be able to fry them however, because plastic balls would stink, I think I will just hang them on the tree. Sorry Clive..life is hard on a Moose Ranch.

Here they are:

Cooking with Balonie
The Balonie Cooks
Balonie Cooks with Wine
Balonie Drinks and Cooks with Wine
Balonie is Cooked

I think I will go with Cooking with Balonie, I can throw all that other stuff in there while I go...wine and all.

I will take pictures and give detailed instructions on every recipe Balonie decides to share on her blog. Then give a "stumble by stumble" report ... and perhaps some household tips! That should be interesting.

Balonies oven looks like shit; so don't judge her by her scariness of using chemicals to clean it, or her lack of knowledge to turn the Self Cleaning feature on. OR...just being a lazy ole bitch. She can cook up a mean meal if she puts her mind to it, but usually that is the problem.

I'm going into blogger now and getting it all set up.

I was going to do a poll, but I can't wait. bye

6 comments:

  1. I think you'd do great, can't wait to see the outcome. Yep, that Pine Near Woman is making quite a splash. Too bad one of us didn't think of that. Course, I don't got no horses or 4 kids or calf nuts to talk about. hahahaha

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  2. I like the "Balonie Drinks and Cooks With Wine" title myself. I'm looking forward to reading your blog about food and fixins, I love me some groceries.

    Happy New Year Miz Joan!!

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  3. hey happy new year I LOVE THE NEW LOOK

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  4. P.S. This blog is lookin mighty fine too!

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  5. That sounds like a great idea Joanie. But the only kind of balonie I like is the sort you dish up here!
    Have a wonderful new year! I am working tonight so no party in this house. See, If Im not here they cant party without me!

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  6. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Good Luck with the blog adventure. You never know, maybe you can parlay this into a public tv show! Happy New Year too!

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