Puns and stuff

Well, I see I can't be trusted to drink and blog.. I corrected my blog that read "My Dog Looks Like Sophia Lauren"...ahem...make that Loren... For some reason when I was coming home from work today.... I had a nagging little thought in my mind..I couldn't quite get up there and grab it..but I knew something was amiss.. I just stepped out of the "Tank", and started into the house and >>>>>>>> it came to me.....Sophia Loren, you F*head. I have a trillion more important things to think of, why was this one nagging me? Well, probably because I knew when I typed it..it looked wrong.. but I hit "publish" anyway. Story of my life.. "leap before you look", so went in and edited it.


I love puns...my BC coastal nephew sent me some today, cause he loves his auntie Joan..

a.. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
b.. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking
c.. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
d.. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
e.. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
f.. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
g.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
h.. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
i.. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
j.. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
k.. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
l.. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
m.. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
n.. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
o.. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
p.. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
q.. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
r.. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
s.. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
t.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
u.. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
v.. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
w.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

I am just watching what is "left" of Michael Jackson on TV...Hey, his makeup is cool, like his Elvis wannabe white suit. I really don't get this guy.

nuff for tonite...later gators