I just came across this word today. And I rolled it around my tongue for a time..assaholic..assaholic...and holy crap it was a perfect fit. This is who I am. I AM AN ASSAHOLIC!
No more shrinks.
I know my problem now..... I looked in the phone book, and there doesn't seem to be a Assaholic hotline. Bastards!
So, how do I solve my problem? How do I UNASS myself?
I know I was going to talk about the "60's" and shit today, but I haven't had time to scan the pics, that will come..after all I have fucking month to bare my soul. I hope God isn't looking.
What I want to know, is how do I become a better person...and not the jackass I have been for ...let's see ..the last 62 years. I have two problems, I am a Assaholic and Jackasserist.
I don't see a very bright future....I need some intervention.
Bring it on!!
3 comments:
You do have the female versions of these diseases, right? You didn't fart on the dog or anything did you? :-)
Ha Brenda! :)
I don't know if there is a cure Joanie. LOL
Yes, Brenda, I farted on the dog..that is what is keeping me up nights. It was hard trying to keep her settled.
Andie... I hope there is a cure, or a ten step program.... oy!
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