Life has been so stressfull lately...

I haven't even got my sidebar happening yet. I don't even have time to sit down and have a good shit. You know, the relaxing one where you can sit and read the newspaper, or just browse through a cookbook or magazine ..heh. Yes, I have all that stuff in our bathroom. It's our entertainment centre. And when one of us is in there too long ...Penny comes in looking for some fun. She nudges the door, comes in with her ball, sniffs the air...and goes..yum.. you know dogs they like the smell of shit. Then she drops her ball in your sweat pants that are laying at your feet. She sits back and waits for the fun to begin. I don't know why she thinks this is so much fun, like how far can I throw a ball in a small little bathroom?. But she knows she opened the door just a crack to get in, and she also knows I can throw that ball right through that crack into the other room. Lord, there is no rest for me. And she keeps on coming back for more, over and over again and I can never finish reading the paper or my magazines. YES, I could close the door so she couldn't get in, but that would mean I would have get up...before I was really finished...and who wants to see that.