I won an award

But, I'm still not sure why.

It's the Dardos award. Didn't she mean "Dink" Award? Whatever, I'm keeping this bitch, I have never won an award before. I was crowned with this by ms. Poolie who makes me laugh everyday. I think we have the same laugh gene. She says this award is given for the...get this folks....for

Premio Dardos Award. Premio Dardos means "prize darts" in Italian and is awarded for recognition of cultural, ethical, literary and personal values in the form of creative and original writing.


Well, blow me down and call me a clown. Shit, I'm not even Italian...but I had a uncle who was ..Luigi Pascale...whose real name was Uncle Frank.. He was a ladies man..he could charm the pants off a librarian. I'm thinking the rest of it is a stretch....but it won't stop me from writing absolute crap. More crap tomorrow, I wasn't finished with my flat faced bitch picture series. Now does that sound like someone who has personal values...I don't think so. So, I wouldn't be surprised if I was ummm taken off the list...

Shhh...I'm putting more of my fav blogs on that list this weekend. And all of you deserve it.