I dyed my hair today

A nice soft brown colour.  I really love it.  I was so sick of the grey and blond crap.  Most times when I go darker it gets red and I look like an old hooker in red hair.  I have been blond forever, my natural colour was always brownish but as time went on it turned grey so...time for a change.  I took some really dumb pictures and put them on flip book.  Let's see if blogger will will make them flip. I have a funny chin.  It looks like a little piece of fat hanging down from my lips.  I checked out all my mom, dad and my brothers pictures any nobody has this chin.  I am sure I was adopted. I'm not sure what you will have to do with this thing to make it work....but get creative.

Have you ever tried to take a picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror?  It's a nightmare.  You should see the stuff I didn't put on flipbook it looks like I had just got out of prison.  I have a prison face.

The dog keeps looking at my head today.  Does she realize my head looks darker or does she think I have just escaped from a wino rehab facility?  Not sure.

I did this after I had my picture taken for my drivers licence yesterday. OMG. They make you take off your glasses and you can't smile.  You just sit there like a turkey getting ready for plucking.  You know you look like a 65 year old piece of shit .... but could you a least make my jowls go away if I smiled......NO.  Your jowls will go into history. 

What I should have done when I went in for the photo opp is worn a wig and weird glasses.  If I ever get stopped by the cops or asked for photo ID I would show them the card ... oops no that doesn't seem like such a good idea because my jowls will still be showing.  I think I will make jowls next year for Thanksgiving dinner.  Someone get them off my face!   Jello Jowls. Gravity is my enemy. 

Ahhh, so it is with getting older.  I dyed my hair and now I am not looking at my jowls so much.  I have redirected my energy to my hair.  That is something I can control.  I really like control.  But that asshat in the Safeway parking lot today almost  made me loose it.  What is it with you people who want to sit in front of the store with engine running while waiting for your spouse...you piss me off.  I can hardly get around you..you dumb piece of shit....Get a parking spot just like everyone else.  And if you see an elderly lady getting out her Explorer with shiny brown hair and a stick.....I suggest you move on. Because she just is going to loose it. 

Balonie....on a good day!