A Winnipeg Joke

One winter morning a couple in Winnipeg were listening to the radio over
breakfast. They hear the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on
the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can
get through."

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later
while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You
must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street,
so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out
and moves her car again. The next week they are again having
breakfast, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting
12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the
electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and
with a worried look on her face she says, Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice, Norman says, "Why don't
you just leave it in the garage this time dear?"

...you sorta have to be here .....