Taking my comments to the forefront

I spent so much time reading and commenting on the comments on my blog tonight I thought I may as well make it a blog. What the hell? I'ts easier than trying to make shit up.

Joan said...
Jim Bob is that really you? I am amazed, I have the same memory, but it happened in Horndean Manitoba. And that would have been about a month after my birthday. Halloween. I was there when they burned it down along with some hay bales....and then the cops came. We didn't start it, we just encouraged it. Then we took off like little scardy cats. And drove off in the bush to drink our beer.


Brenda...I long for an outhouse, there is nothing like sitting all alone reading the toilet paper (newspaper) and trying to dodge the spiders.

Sally, the smell is even better today. I'm taking gravol...oy you don't know!!!

ohhh Kitchenlogic.. yee don't know me at all do yee, I have a bonnet alright but under that bonnet lies a mighty hard head. And no, I don't make pudding. Mennonites buy Jello pudding. You might be thinking of the Amish. Yeah, those slackers probably make it themselves. Mennonites pride themselves on making Pineapple Square Cake, with a Graham cracker crumb crust, crushed pineapple, with a mixture of of Jello vanilla(not instant) pudding. Only because we like to keep it real. And top it off with whipped cream. Give me your aunts email address, I like to send some pudding her way.

Donna.... we would have loved to keep your President. He was so gracious, he took a Beaver Tail home with him to eat on the airplane. Say no more. Haaaa, but it's only a donut thing..haaaaaa.. I know..I is dirty minded, and I don't want to to give a sweet southern lady the vapors..

Nicole...sorry you aren't feeling well today. I have a Mennonite remedy. "Wonder Oil." Every Mennonite on earth has taken it and still lives to see the dawn. It's partially alcohol and something really smelly. I think Mennonites took it because drinking was not allowed. So, they invented a malady, and had happy hour every Friday.

Hey Jude... Love saying that..Like in the Beatles song...Nope we didn't do shit with trees, we just stole the apples from them. Oh, and there was something called "knock out ginger" we used to do. But, ouch...

Have a good weekend!!