Watch for my new blog format tomorrow...

Jane has made me a new one. And if she wasn't a girl, I might just kiss her on the lips, I love it that much.

If you have been hanging around here anytime since 2004 you will know my love for the goldfish. I took my last tank down about two years ago when the 5 pounder died. I shouldn't have tried to take him for a walk. Wine, you are my enemy.

So, goldfish will be my theme. In a It's Always (fricking) Something whiny sort of way.

And yes, it's the usual blue background. My house has to be a neutral colour, but my blogs have to be blue. So there. I could never live in a blue house ... my head would explode, but I love living in a blue blog house. I have the best of both worlds.

We are just getting dumped on with another shit pile of snow. I say "uncle"....already...stop the madness. This will be lovely, now I won't be able to see the ice under the snow AND BREAK MY FUCKING HIP. However, I am look forward to a concussion, and wake up in time for spring.