Sunday, August 15, 2010

Shit

We took the day off...meaning we slept to 11:30 this morning. It was cold and raining... what a better time enjoy the new water bed and all the new bedding and just pull it around you and sleep. I had the bedroom window open and you could smell the the earthy smells and hear the rain beating down.

I was going to make this and very relaxed post.

Until...as we were napping another smell anointed our nostrils. I, at first thought a horse had come into our house and planted a very large load of manure. I tried to make it go away by changing positions. But no....it persisted. So....as far as I know we don't own a horse, it must be Gord. I checked his backside....and no...it was clean, and he was still sawing logs. I checked the dog and she was sleeping peacefully at the foot of our bed.

Where was the smell coming from? Well I finally got up and went downstairs and was greeted by a big pile of dog shit. I thank all the family who came over last night for Attitude Adjustment Hour....... and gave her the cheese when I told them not to give it to her. I have saved the shit and will put it in a zip lock bag ....and they will all see it again at Christmas. I will rename it..Joan's Tootsie Roll Delight. I might even add some nuts. It will in their Christmas stocking.

Balonie
someone will be eating shit this Christmas...and it won't be me.

3 comments:

judemiller1 said...

Our dog decided to pee in the middle of the bathroom CARPETING Saturday night. Maybe it was a night for dogs to be naughty? NO--it was because FRED did not PUT her out for her nightly duty before he went to bed. I should rub HIS nose in it! (I like your Christmas present idea!)

Donna said...

UtOoooooh!
Musta' been a Great Party!!Hahaaa
COLD...RAINY???
110 here yesterday....burnt my hand on the car door...;o)
hughugs

YankeeChick said...

OMG! You are hysterical! What a marvelous plan....LMAO