Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Face off..with Face book

I think this is my very favourite..evar...

I have this thing about facebook. It's bugging the crap outta me. In order not to sound like a complaining old fart I should just say most of the people on my facebook are much younger than me, mostly nieces, nephews, cousins, friends and friends of friends...etc. Lot's of youngins and some blogger friends. It's a match made in hell.

Most of my age (including youse guys) manage to say, what you what to say in a sentence or two. It is perfectly clear. eg. "I went to the mall today again and had sex with one of the security guards." Remember the cute guy I was talking about?" Then later we had lunch. Hey, I can understand that. I remember the guy you talked about, and I now know you had sex with him. Done.

But, that is not how it works out in my face book. Kids! They talk in "text." They assume you know ..what the freaking hell they are talking about.

I will give you a few examples: I am changing the names.

Liza: 30 more days!

Huhhh... thirty more days to what? How do you comment on shit like that?

Joan: Until you next period?

Liza: No, until Christmas you idiot.

Well, hells bells, why didn't I think of that! Like help me out here. What is this shit, a big freaking guessing game.

Bear: 3 more days!

Joan: Is your insurance going to expire? Three days..what in the hell are you talking about? She left me guessing even though I asked. I later found out she went to Cancun. This is my niece. ahem.

And those that just say..I just ate an apple. What!!

Joan: check you stool in the morning to make sure it digested properly... I didn't really need to know that...

Or: I just got a haircut.

Joan: Okay, did you like it?

OY..for God's sake finish the sentence....Please...take it to the next level.

My next Facebook entry will be:
I just took a dump.

I will not reveal the outcome.

Because no one gives a shit!


Donna said...

HAHAHAHAHAhahaaa....You TOOOO??? I don't go to FB hardly Ever! All that farming and Mafia death crap going on and they want me to buy guns and send them...Hahahaa...not into it...There's you, Brenda, Sally, Jeanne and Crystal and Joan over there, but the way I figure it is everyone will blog Someday and I'll be here ready to read it..Hahaa...I like Twitter and Blogger..that's it. No more of the...
"What a Jerk!"
"Now you've done it buster!"
"15 more days!!" (I'm with you! This one Really bugs me!LOL)
Oh well, to each his own...I'm just grateful to Have y'all as friends...
Have a Great day Girl.....cause in 15 more days..........HAHAhahaa...hughugs

Sally said...

DARN IT!! I knew I shouldn't have posted about having sex with the security guy. What in the world was I thinking? Gave tooooo much information!! lol

Poolie said...

Sorry for not revealing more about the security guard. I will try to do better next time!

judemiller1 said...

FB comments by young kids (especially my grandson) drive me nuts. What does: "Run with Rugg" mean? I asked him...he didn't answer. Probably some dang band I never heard of and don't care to hear of. I REFUSE to join Mafia Wars or Farmville although my friends want me to buy their latest harvest of veggies--I click "Ignore" a lot.