Thursday, January 27, 2011

I dyed my hair today

A nice soft brown colour.  I really love it.  I was so sick of the grey and blond crap.  Most times when I go darker it gets red and I look like an old hooker in red hair.  I have been blond forever, my natural colour was always brownish but as time went on it turned grey so...time for a change.  I took some really dumb pictures and put them on flip book.  Let's see if blogger will will make them flip. I have a funny chin.  It looks like a little piece of fat hanging down from my lips.  I checked out all my mom, dad and my brothers pictures any nobody has this chin.  I am sure I was adopted. I'm not sure what you will have to do with this thing to make it work....but get creative.

Have you ever tried to take a picture of yourself in the bathroom mirror?  It's a nightmare.  You should see the stuff I didn't put on flipbook it looks like I had just got out of prison.  I have a prison face.

The dog keeps looking at my head today.  Does she realize my head looks darker or does she think I have just escaped from a wino rehab facility?  Not sure.

I did this after I had my picture taken for my drivers licence yesterday. OMG. They make you take off your glasses and you can't smile.  You just sit there like a turkey getting ready for plucking.  You know you look like a 65 year old piece of shit .... but could you a least make my jowls go away if I smiled......NO.  Your jowls will go into history. 

What I should have done when I went in for the photo opp is worn a wig and weird glasses.  If I ever get stopped by the cops or asked for photo ID I would show them the card ... oops no that doesn't seem like such a good idea because my jowls will still be showing.  I think I will make jowls next year for Thanksgiving dinner.  Someone get them off my face!   Jello Jowls. Gravity is my enemy. 

Ahhh, so it is with getting older.  I dyed my hair and now I am not looking at my jowls so much.  I have redirected my energy to my hair.  That is something I can control.  I really like control.  But that asshat in the Safeway parking lot today almost  made me loose it.  What is it with you people who want to sit in front of the store with engine running while waiting for your spouse...you piss me off.  I can hardly get around you..you dumb piece of shit....Get a parking spot just like everyone else.  And if you see an elderly lady getting out her Explorer with shiny brown hair and a stick.....I suggest you move on. Because she just is going to loose it. 

Balonie....on a good day!

7 comments:

Lena . . . said...

I'm with you. Get out of my way. Went to Walmart today and was in a hurry due to another appointment. All the cashier wanted to do was talk - NOT check me out. Shut the gob hole and push those buttons. Get me out of here!~!

Phyllis said...

OMG you really crack me up!! You should've smiled in the bathroom!! You look like you're really pissed, and after reading your blog....you ARE!!! HAHAHAHA I can just see you hitting a car with your "stick" if they get within reach...not because they did something wrong, just because you can reach it!! Seriously, I love the colour of your hair. It takes years off you. Maybe I should do that. I went to the beauty shop in November for a highlight, and she suggested low light because I am so grey. It streaks a darker colour in with the grey to make me look more naturally approaching 60 instead of in my 60's. Sheesh...what we do to ourselves!

Sally said...

Your hair looks great! Hey, I think you're supposed to hold the camera in front of you in the mirror. lol

Donna said...

WOW!!! HOW DID YOU MAKE THE ONE PHOTO END UP BEING LOTS OF PHOTOS??
Cool!!!! Click on the photo to enlarge it...All of a sudden, 6 or 7 photos of you whiz by!!
Oh....sorry...LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!Hahaa
And you're beautiful!! Now Knock It OFF! Tart!
Happy weekend!
hughugs

Brenda said...

You really don't look your age Miz Joan,,,except in one of those photos your expression reminds me of Walter Cronkite. LOVE your hair color!!

judemiller1 said...

I'm letting my blond hair grow out to see how much grey there is--and I am not liking the look. My hair is really an icky brown on the top and back--one of the reasons I started coloring it 100 years ago. I don't know long I can keep this up without running to Wal-Mart for another box of Light Ash blonde hair color.

Donna said...

I love the new color! And the flip photos were fun!