I didn't foresee anything happening because my life has been so un-happening. I parked the truck with the big freaking plow in front of it in a handicapped spot. I consider myself handicapped with that big mother effer sticking out of the front of it. So there!
I turned off the ignition and the truck kept on running! Nothing much surprises me anymore ...unless you count the day Elvis died. This was bigger. HOW IN THE HELL DOES YOUR TRUCK KEEP ON RUNNING WHEN YOU TURN OFF THE IGNITION? Sorry for the yelling. I sat in the truck for a few minutes trying to figure it out. I could not figure it out. I have a remote starter for it, but it will kick out if I apply the brakes. Nothing helped....she just kept on running. So I looked around the truck and tried to figure out what to do. Do I lock the doors and just let it keep running while I am in the store?...
Then like the sleuth that I am...I got out of the truck and checked the tires. I pounded on the hood....while yelling TURN THIS FUCKING TRUCK OFF! Truck did not hear me. Apparently it does not have ears. Bastard. So I went into Safeway...really fast because I thought it might catch fire or something, and when I came out it had stopped. That SOB...was getting on my last nerve.
You don't have any idea how helpless you feel when your truck (car) doesn't stop running. I wanted to take a brick and kill it. STOP. Yes I could have lifted the hood and disconnected the battery and killed myself with jolt of electricity that would have made my under pants wrinkle. I however chose to go into Safeway and let nature take it's course. And it shut off. That is why I never tell the people on Face Book to quit putting the God messages on my site. I need all the help I can get.