Thursday, October 04, 2007

That smirk....

Everytime I leave a comment and my picture comes up...it looks like I am smirking. I probably am. I gotta a jerk smirk thing going on.

There was a lot of metal "under the tables" when I was younger and when I stood up and hit my head under them, it left a dent in my front lobal area, and created "the smirk." Nowaday I usually use it for good. In yesteryear, I used it for "are you fucking nuts"..."how come you are such an asshole?" ... and "what toliet did you just crawl out of"?...you know the creative shit. I also smirked a lot playing cards. That my friends were some of my finest moments! ...other than getting my brother to eat rabbit turds.

You don't want to play cards with me. I get all cocky. Even if I don't know the game,(which I never do) Unless you want to count "31" or "blackjack".... I'm your girl. But I need a few freebie rounds to remember how to play it....

After the rare "under the table" concussion I suffered in 1972, balonie was born.... I was going to keep this for November when I have to post every stinking day of the month, but I couldn't. I just needed to get it out NOW. If she rears her ugly head in November, at least I will have it documented, and you will know where all the bodies are buried.

Some how all this seems a little fragmented... seee ... she is here and it's started all over again. Lawdy.. help me! No good can come from this.

4 comments:

Mary Lou said...

Well maybe you need to post a picture of Balonie with HER smirk!

Brenda said...

Yeah, we need to be forwarned. :-)

Sally said...

Happy Thanksgiving Joanie Balonie. I thought that was a different picture!

Joan said...

Mary Lou...I don't know if blogger could handle it. It would probably give Google a bad rep. And I don't need a law suit. Balonie wouldn't give a crap, she's such an asshole she would take on the big boys.
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Brenda....I can feel her coming on. Some days more than others. Today for instance she almost ran over a Construction worker who told her to "move on."...it was close by geez. She was aiming for him, but missed him by an inch. It's Always Something" in Fall. Then she rears her ugly head.

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Thanks Sally, yes this is our ThankstoGodtostillbealive weekend. I think this weekend I might not eat a dead turkey.... maybe a mushroom omlet or something. Or just the stuffing.