3 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die:
....Make sure I have enough money so I don't have to ask anyone for anything when I get old. My independence is crucial. I will always have enough money for cab fare if I can't drive anymore.
...Build our new house next summer, and finally start to retire...sort of... it will never happen...but it's a plan.
... Kick the ass of the guy who fired me 12 years ago, I will never forgive that bastard. He used me after his friend who worked for him a long time went back to college, and when she flunked out, I was history, and he found an excuse to let me go. I hate him with a passion. I spit on him.
3 Things I Do Now
...I don't hold grudges...........haaaaaaaaaa ha...scratch the above "Things I plan to do before I die"... but I DO when people fuck me around.
... Over think every situation that comes into my life. And make mountains out of molehills. oy...I am a bad ass with that one.
... Trying to get a new wardrobe. Buying a top that doesn't have a hoodie. And of course this is the year of the hoodie, and I don't even have to go looking for them. Fudge.
3 Things I Can't Do
... Whistle. I cannot do that. All I get is a little peeping noise. But of course nobody whistles anymore unless you have a dog. Therefore, my dog's indifference.
... Hold a tune. I spent most of my youth trying to sing loudly in choir, only to be told to "hush" ... only "mouthe" the words .. you are screwing up the entire choir...sing soft. amen.
3 Things That Attract Me To The Opposite Sex
... Lips.... I loved guys who had soft lips. Ricky Nelson lips...yep, I loved Ricky Nelson's lips, I am THAT old.. And Gord has Ricky Nelson lips, but he doesn't plant them on me as much as he used to. It was much more exciting in the day..when we were making out in the back seat of his car in a dark lane. Windows were all sweaty...you could write your name on them. And if a car was coming up, you would scramble up and try to find your bra...which was attached to his neck and damn near killing him. By the time the car passed ... and you figured out it wasn't a cop, telling you to move on...you were half way dressed, and have to start all over again. Those were the days my friend. Sex in the car...as opposed to Sex in the City. Tame.
... Sense of humor...for sure. If we can't laugh it's over. I don't make him laugh half as much as I used to, because sometimes life gets a little serious with stuff...but I try and he does too...he is always in a good mood and sometimes that pisses me off...chaulk that up to hormones or something. I'm sure I could talk him into going out to the garage and have a one on one in the Stinking Lincoln. It has a very large back seat. wink wink...
... Guys with money. Money never turns me off... I know...how shallow is that? But someone will have to pay for my cab fare when I get old. That's all I really ask for.
3 Things That I Say Most Often
Where is my fucking watch? I keep loosing it.. and sometimes it's on my wrist.
When are you coming home from the shop?... Gord is always late
Penny... let's go take a pee pee
Celebrities That I Admire
....I don't watch TV very much or watch movies ...so I can't really answer this question. But when I did, I have to say Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward have always been my favourites. I remember in the early 60's when I saw Paul Newman in a "Cat in a Hot Tin Roof" with Liz Taylor, I was a fan ever since. All his movies were well done, and so were Joanne's especially when they were together, you could almost feel the heat.
... Gilda Radner....who made me laugh till I pissed my pants. I loved her...It's always something!! Too bad the SNL is crap right now. That humour has left that building.
... I like Sex in the City re-runs right now... I know, as usual I'm a little to late to the party, but I think Samantha (Kim Cattrall) has got balls, and like the the interaction she has with Jason Lewis, her young lover, and how she finally manages to get over herself with him. Some scenes were very touching.
3 Favorite Foods
Spaghetti.....any kind ...with lots of Parmesan cheese on it.. and yeah I like meat balls too.
Perogies....with cream gravy, and farmer sausage.
3 People Who Need To Do This
Anyone.......bring it on.....