I think I have officially reached Cronedom
That's all I have to say about that other than when I laughed so hard today I left a little pee pee in my pants.
What's next...adult diapers? Nursing homes who abuse you? Altzheimers, at least then I wouldn't know if I shit my pants.... good luck to my care givers...hold your noses and please know I would be so embarrased if this happened in my real life. And don't forget to shave my mustache...I am sure someone will come to visit, and I don't want them thinking I was a man...god knows we have enough of them. SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND SHAVE MY FACE....I refuse to go out looking like a half man half woman circus freak. I know you can get the stash removed forever, but you have to let it grow...for a long time before they will zap it....and I'm not willing to have it grow that long before I get there...so I shave. Now, I have told you my shame....I have facial hair....and bic razors....(24) pack.
I take your leave.