Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Just call me Joan the Crone

I think I have officially reached Cronedom



That's all I have to say about that other than when I laughed so hard today I left a little pee pee in my pants.



What's next...adult diapers? Nursing homes who abuse you? Altzheimers, at least then I wouldn't know if I shit my pants.... good luck to my care givers...hold your noses and please know I would be so embarrased if this happened in my real life. And don't forget to shave my mustache...I am sure someone will come to visit, and I don't want them thinking I was a man...god knows we have enough of them. SOMEONE PLEASE COME AND SHAVE MY FACE....I refuse to go out looking like a half man half woman circus freak. I know you can get the stash removed forever, but you have to let it grow...for a long time before they will zap it....and I'm not willing to have it grow that long before I get there...so I shave. Now, I have told you my shame....I have facial hair....and bic razors....(24) pack.

I take your leave.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL Joan! I already gave my daughter instructions- she puts me in a home she has to come every week and do something about my facial hair issues!

Joan said...

Anon...I told my Niece to do that for me too.. oy ...it's not pretty.

Brenda said...

Surely someone will come give you a wax at least. You've not reached cronedom yet dear.

cocoabean said...

I don't shave, I just bleach my 'stache..... that way I avoid cutting myself when the hand tremors start hahaha

Andrea said...

I'm with Brenda, wax it off. :D It only hurts for a second and then it's gone for a long time. Plus the chick who does mine told me that once you "train" the hair that you don't want it there, it stops growing. Woo!

Mary Lou said...

wax. works wonders! hurts like hell though!

poise pads. they look like kotex, no one in your family will know.

have you heard from Klondike Kate? She took her blog down, and I lost her! :(

Joan said...

hmmm..I not sure I want to remove my epidermis...but I will think about waxing. Do I have to go somewhere, or I can RIP THE HAIR OFF MY FACE MYSELF! I'm not to savvy on this subject.

Cocoa I have been shaving so long it is hard like a man's beard...so bleaching at this point wouldn't help...I used to bleach it years ago, until it started to GROW...and get caught in between my teeth..heh...okay that's not true...

Did you guys know that Andrea...is Andie Pandie.....whooooottttsss she is back...Hey Andie!!

Mary Lou...I don't know about our friend Katie...she asked me to come down to visit her in Sturgis a small community where she ended up after leaving here last summer. She had bad back problems, plus here diabetes was not under control. I noticed she took the site down, and was surprised because she wanted the chronicle her journey from Alaska to where she ended up. Originally she was going to California to live close to her daughter, but she is still a little at loose ends since her husband died. I will email her tonight and see if I can get a response...sometimes it takes awhile, but usually she comes around. You gotta bug her. Sometimes I feel like such a pest.. but she comes around.

Donna said...

I love this...Haahahahahaaa....I...admit...to....Nuttin!!!!hahahahaaaa......hughugs

Joan said...

Heh...Donna shaves too... I bet...LOL

Special K said...

At least you have your dark hairs confined to one predictable area. I find random ones in places I wouldn't expect them, or on parts of my face completely removed from where they might grow ordinarily.

Example: why grow a moustache when you can have a random bigass black hair grow out of the middle of your cheek FOR NO GOOD REASON.

Special K said...

At least you have your dark hairs confined to one predictable area. I find random ones in places I wouldn't expect them, or on parts of my face completely removed from where they might grow ordinarily.

Example: why grow a moustache when you can have a random bigass black hair grow out of the middle of your cheek FOR NO GOOD REASON.

Special K said...

That ought not to have posted twice. Heaven knows it didn't need to be repeated.

Joan said...

Special K.

I'm thinking those big old hairs that are springing out of your cheek are antenna's. Can you pick up the big rigs going past Calgary? If so, you have a gift..seriously. I just really made myself laugh....breaker breaker...Kat...move your face to the left...I think we have incoming.