Sunday, March 21, 2010

Dogs

Our neighbours have been dogless for almost a year now. They lost three of them in a short period of time. Granted, they were old, but it really kicked their asses. But last week I noticed a cute little puppy (not so little, about 6 month old galloping down our street dragging them down the street). A retriever. Then today I saw them being towed down the street by yet another dog much larger than the last with the little one lagging behind. Yikes, when they got back into the swing, they swung hard.

First of all they just wanted is one dog, and when they went to the breeders they chose a female, as that has been what they were always used to. She had a brother but they thought no.....we like females. Needless to say, her bro is now living it up in their home. The male is sooooooooo big. At six months old, he has feet the size of a ham hock.

These were outside dogs and lived on a farm. Now, they don't really want to go outside anymore, they love watching Opera on the sofa where it's warm.

I will take some pic's next week. Jessy and Jerry. Reunited after a few months. They totally love each other.

This afternoon the knocked me over a few times. I did a face plant in de ole cul de sac. Man, I forgot how much energy and love puppies can give. They cleaned my face up after the knocked me down and carried on.....to find some more people knock down and love.

You could make a nice roast with the big guys rump.

Apparently the breeders they bought them from were German, and spoke to them in that language....so perhaps I can be some help to them in order to get them to understand de english.

Zat....Sit
Shaken zie pawzen... Shake a paw
Pee Pee zime... Pee pee time
Makin de poo......Just make already
Sitzing du mit da prity...... sit pritty
Vat's mit yer daddy....whose your daddy

and if they aren't good...NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I always like to help.

balonie ... just looking to help people...that is what I do. What???????

4 comments:

Poolie said...

You are the funniest thing ever! What a great post! I love the commands!

Donna said...

Hahahaaa...oh no...More dogs. They will learn to bark...loud.
Good luck with that Girl!!
Your commands are a Hoot!!!LOL
I like the poo one!
Don't let them shove you around! Take 'em Down!!!Hahaa
hughugs

judemiller1 said...

I didn't realize I understood German so well until I read your commands. Thanks.

Brenda said...

I think even I would obey those commands! Love it!