At the beginning of the week, my bum and leg hurt. Today my heels hurt. Tomorrow it will be my eyelids fortheloveofgettingoninage. Thank God for Tylenol with Codeine and wine, I don't know how I would get through the day. I'm feeling very limber right now because I had a glass of wine. But, I am sure that will pass. Then my whole body will collapse in heap right in front of the Internet, for all the world to see. I know that this will be completely inappropriate, but the puddle you will see.. is me. Just a puddle. I didn't see it coming...old age. Puddlefuck.