Friday, November 28, 2008

I so ditched Angel Man

Ya know there comes a time in your life when you got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em. I folded up Angel Man. He is sitting in my recycle bin. I could hear him trying to get out last night. His cries went unheard. No Angel Man two times me.

Do I hear a country song coming on?....

When I found your pic on the Internet
You looked so big and strong
Or maybe I was looking
For your very large schlong?

Even tho you didn't show it
Because your toga got in the way
I had a picture in my head
What more can I say

I loved your wings
And without a doubt
I would have kept you ..
But you were such a lout.

But as chance would have it
I spotted you on another blog
And all you are to me now
Is a slimy frog.

We are so done!!

My friend Brenda send me a picture of her Christmas boyfriends today...and she said...Joan, don't cry I have I have lots of Christmas men I can share. Mind you, they don't have wings, but seriously, that would just get in the way. So, who do think I chose for my own Christmas umm Man this year? I'm done with two timing Angels.

If they would only take off their "hats"...heh...I could make a proper choice.

Well, it's that time of night ...this old scumbag should get back into reality....and go and harass her nieces on face book. Isn't that what Fridays are for? They probably have me blocked by now. I might even give Special K a hard time.

1 comment:

Donna said...

Thank Heaven for Miz Brenda...She's a Great friend!!!Hahaa....The one sitting down looks