Friday, June 12, 2009

The ants are back..........

Not as many as the first go round, but they are finding a way to get on my counter top.

I'm not happy.

I didn't have any of that organic crap left from the last time (and I wonder why there weren't dead?) So my blogger friend Donna said she used Windex to clean them up. I went after those little bastards with a vengeance....and ya'know...they don't like to shined up with Windex..nope. They run really fast. With the organic stuff, the stuck their tongues out at me, and said "see ya later alligator." And I did. Now that I have somewhat eradicated the Ants, I still have THE Uncles to contend with.

Every now and again, one come running across the kitchen counter top...and stops, and asks "have you seen my ant?" I said NO...AND WHACKED HIM. Unfortunately, he brought two friends with him that saw the hammer coming down and hid in the dishwasher, which was running about 8000 degrees at the time. Not a good place to hide. It was a sauna they did not expect.

Not to much happening over here... I'm constipated..Yes, me who usually spews shit all over the internet...cannot take a shit! It's totally screwed up my day...I think I will have Elax for supper.

If you don't see me again, I will have exploded. Life after 60 is tricky.

6 comments:

Mary Lou said...

LOLOL I used that organic shit to kill flies in the house, and all it did was make the floor so damned slippery I almost killed myself. Didn't hurt the flies at all!!! Never thought of windex!

Mary Lou said...

LOLOL I used that organic shit to kill flies in the house, and all it did was make the floor so damned slippery I almost killed myself. Didn't hurt the flies at all!!! Never thought of windex!

poolagirl said...

Put salt on their tail. And if that doesn't work, put it on your own tail. It might help your.....problem.

Sally said...

Oh LORD~I never know what I'll find when I visit you!! :)

Brenda said...

I'm gonna remember that life after 60 being tricky thing. It could come in useful.

Good luck with the ants and uncles, I'm fighting them again this year too and will end up calling the exterminator before long.

Donna said...

HAHahaaa...life after 60...There IS???Hahaa....
Aunts and Uncles of ANY kind are tricky!!!
Happy night to you sweetie! Now put that windex up and go to bed...PS-vanilla ice cream should do the trick...with the...you know...Other problem...Hahaa...hughugs