Crossing the days off until I can retire. The word alone still makes me laugh. Retire. Will that be the day I get to re-tire my truck tires for new ones? Or perhaps I have re-tired before and am doing it again. I don't remember doing it before, so it might be time to hang up my skates. Because last night I fell asleep in front of the TV. This...this.. has never happened to me before. I never fall asleep in front of the TV. Gord falls falls asleep 10 minutes after supper. ME..never. Except for yesterday. I blame it on the KFC we ordered in. We never order in, but we had people drop over and they wouldn't fricking leave until 8:30 and I was ready to eat cardboard.
It had been a long time since I ordered food in, and had to go through the entire "yellow pages" to find KFC. yes I know I should retire, it's not that hard.
Gord kept telling me it was 941-1234. I didn't believe him. (two old farts arguing) can you see it? Finally I punched in that number...whaaaa laaa...FOOD. 20 minutes later it was at the door. I think I ate the boxes and all, I was so hungry. Greasy boxes ...yumm. Then I parked my ass on the recliner ate two oatmeal cookies and fell asleep. I think KFC drugged me. Seriously, heh..I woke up at 3:00PM..(yes, Gord left me sitting on the recliner, drooling and snoring and went to bed). Bastard. I always wake him up if he falls asleep.. It was so scary, the TV was blaring, and I didn't know where I was. I remember giving my head a shake, tried to focus and fell asleep AGAIN. I must have woken up again shortly after that, and got my shit together and went to bed. Penny was curled in her basket next to me and was waiting for her mom to got to bed! So finally we schelped all our asses off to bed. And I had to turn off all the lights, because obviously Gord thinks I need to sleep on my recliner WITH ALL THE LIGHTS ON IN THE HOUSE. Or maybe he didn't want to scare me if it was all in darkness. But, I don't think so.
He laughed at me this morning. I know, I am a control freak....and laughing only makes me want to ... put a small hole in his side of the waterbed. Are you having urinary problems...or is it the bed? Give it some thought sucker.
Just a few pic's my niece gave me of her beautiful girls at Christmas.
This is Lynnae
This is Jaymie
Well, I gotta fly, I don't want to fall asleep in my computer chair. I would never live it down.