Wednesday, October 08, 2008

It's pretty busy in here

It looks like someone "shat" a shit load of leaves on my screen.. (say that fast 5 times)...sometimes too much is way to much. I just got dizzy reading my own blog.

And by the way... my vagina hurts. How can that be? I'm 63. It should be gone by now. Doesn't God just remove it when they are no longer useful or valid? But it feels bruised, and I don't think I have used it lately. I can hardly sit in one spot for more than a minute. I must of have humped something last night...and I'm sure it wasn't Gord. He had water on the knee fortheloveofmike!! And was in pain. I know I had a bad leg cramp last night and I was sitting on the edge of the waterbed ..a small little ledge and must of hurt my nether regions trying to get my cramp in check.

I'm walking around like a $10.00 ho.


Brenda said...

Hahahahaha,maybe Gord was being friendly in his sleep.

A Bite of Country Cupcakes said...

Oh frig!!
Enough already!!!
I nearly peed when I read of your nether regions issues!!!
You are funny as!
There is a thing called pubic symphsis(notsure of spelling)
And it causes pain down there.
Hope it ah..Um gets better!