But I'm not in them. I took them out of the wash basket to show them to you. My socks were still stuck to the bottom of the legs. I took them off... it just looked too real. Man I love these pants. WTF, do I have one leg shorter than the other? I just noticed that. Or is my house shifting? Okay they are hanging a little lopsided on the hanger..pheww. Be still my heart, because "It's always something" in the palace.