You could make so many spelling mistakes, leave out so many words in a sentence, and be so grammatically incorrect? My last post is a shining example of shameless blogging. If you are going back ...forget it..I cleaned it up a bit, but it's still a shambles. Apparently I have invented my own version of grammar and spelling. It seems that when a thought pops up in my head, I start writing from the end of the thought to the beginning of it. A new and inventive way to write. It's like if I told you a story about my dog barking at a squirrel she cornered in a tree. My version would be: Penny saw a tree, and started barking at a squirrel. Do you see the pertinent information that was left out? I will have to work on my "thought process." Man,I don't make any fucking sense. The pertinent information was.....Penny saw the squirrel, jumped around the tree trying to get the squirrel, then gave up and took a dump. My version....Penny took a dump, when she saw a squirrel. Okay enough with that analogy. The next time she does that I hope that squirrel bites her in the ass. Or should I say, Penny had an ass, and a squirrel bit it.
So, this is the way I write. It's nuts, and a little confusing. Try to read between the lines until I take about 2 frickin minutes to spell check and proof read. Mind you I find my own stuff so hard to proof read. I can spot stuff in other blogs, but not my own. I think it was the ham soup personally, it makes you crazy.