Friday, June 09, 2006

I am bloated

I know this is gross, but I am bunged up. I have 35 lbs. of spagetti laying there waiting to meet the bowl. Nothing will make it budge. I tried doing it in three different bathrooms today, and it became apparent to me that a change of scenery was not what I needed. Exlax mabye. Or maybe an enema. Somethings gotta give.

If you hear a news report of an explosion in Winnipeg, you will know it wasn't our propane tank on the barbeque that blew...It will be me..and there will be little bits on balonie flying over the world kissing your faces.


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