Okay, truth be told, I didn't eat the lawn. I used our NEW/PREVIOUSLY OWNED lawnmower. She ate it all up...!! She's a fine looking machine, and does everything I tells her to do. I say, "girl..start your engines"...and she actually does! She is nothing like old evil "Jake the Snake" the lawnmower of yore. She's perky, likes to please, and is light as a feather. I love her. I think I will name her "Pleasure"...sounds like a fine name for one so giving and caring. I am sure she was the valedictorian of her class. There was not a stump I went over that made her cry. She didn't stall, or even give me the evil eye. It's a match made in heaven.
Jake is still in the shed. If he would have had any gas in him he would have come out shooting. I could hear him grumbling in there, while Pleasure was parading her ass all over the lawn. I sort of feel sorry for the old guy, he served us well, ummm..okay when he wasn't spewing gas in my face and running all over the lawn without a parental guidance. Maybe I should make him into a lawn ornament, and hang flowers on his parts. Somehow, I think that might make him mad, and god knows what he might do when I'm not looking. Especially now, when the competition is so close at hand. One, can't be too careful with power equipment, they have a life of their own.
Okay, this weekend I'm going fix up my pond, put in some flowers, and get out the patio table and chairs...summer is here. And let's not forget the wine.