Au Contrare Januar. It's a good thing I am fluent in French or I would be second guessing my spelling...yeah like you believe that pile of horseradish.
I no likey you Januar' ... take a leak someplace else. I want now my Februar'..so I can get on with spring. You remember in October when I was madly in love with winter, well stuff that! I just wanted to make winter templates, it had nothing to do with the weather. There you got it folks, I am a phoney balonie!
You knew that.
You are my conscience.
But, I will probably tell you another little white lie, when it suits me. Because, that is what I do best, along with burying my head in the sand when it is convenient. I've been digging this hole for sometime now, and I can't get to China, I always end up right back where I started. Funny that. Right back where I started oy!
Speaking of cookies. Do you know how many of our neighbours and friends gave us cookies this yule tide season? I love all my neighbours. Let's not get that wrong, but we seem to be their drop off centre for old cookies. Dear friends and neighbours, try to make your Christmas cookies in December instead of making them in June and freezing them for the yule tide season. I know you like to get ahead of the game, but comeon!!!... I had to dispose of a few batches, with a few tears, but we couldn't eat them, and now I have to go to your house and return the pretty trays you brought them in ... and be a phoney balonie, and say they were delicious. I hope you didn't see them in the garbage. Please don't torture me again next year. If you like us, just come over with some pretzels.
...and I don't even like cookies. That is the saddest part. I have a hard time eating something that has 2 cups of margarine, 1 cup of sugar, a cup of flour and some rancid nuts in it. Makes my tummy sore.. and my HDL flys sky high.
Now, am I not only a phoney balonie, I am an ungrateful balonie. I'm off to flog myself, because I deserve a licking!!! Someone spank me!! heh