Monday, January 15, 2007

Guest host for tonight.I give you....Penny Martin

I'm pissed, I am so pissed I could piss on the rug. I've been holed up in this house for over a week, because it's too cold to go out.

Joan got me a pair..make that two pairs..of doggie boots. (hey I got four legs) I'm not digging them at all. They make my feets go all funny. I feel like prancing and dancing when she tries to put them on me. I can't feel my pads and then I don't know how to walk. So I do a very wierd dance. She seems to enjoy watching it. Because she puts them on me whether we go out or not! She says it just a trial run, for the big day when the temps will finally get down to a reasonable level.

I don't like the sound of velcro strips...snapping and cracking while she tries to figure out how tighten them on my hoffers just so they don't fall off. So, there is nothing left to do other than to bite her. I've had enough shit, I don't give her one of my big bites, I give her the little nip, so she knows the big one will be coming if she don't quit messing wit me paws!!

Actually she's a good maw... I can't complain, she falls for my puppy dog eyes when I want a extra bone, tickles my belly, let's me in the bathroom with her because I don't like that door closed. I have already forgiven the Christmas Moose Antlers and the Santa hat stuff..which both had velcro I may add. So life ain't that bad.

But, I seriously need to smell another dogs ass. And hopefully without a two pairs of doggie booties taped to my paws. Hey, I let her put on the little knitted coat, I don't mind that, because I sorta looked like a biker chick...but the's one step over the line.

It's time for supper..Hot Roast beef sandwiches with gravy and veggies. I know, I already had my supper, but with any luck some of it will come my's all in the eyes!!


JUST A MOM said...

POOR PENNY! I am so sorry you have to go through so much. BUT you do know that if you were not around there poor old Joan would pretty much go nutty. Hang in there maybe it will get a big warmer.

brenda said...

Chew the boots all to hell, maybe she'll quit buying them. :-)

Bilbo said...

Hey Penny. There's a totally hot Golden Retriever stud in our neighbourhood whose Maw makes him wear boots too. He gets so embarrassed whenever anyone sees him. I think Brenda's onto somethin'... ; )