Just after getting over the Christmas flu season......I got a mother of a cold. Fuck, what is it with this shit this year? I know Gordon gave it to me, because he has been coughing in my face for a week. Awwww shit. And it's sooooooooooo cold outside, so, so.. cold you can't imagine. If Penny would have balls, they would have been freeze dried by now. That is how cold she be.
Now with my husky voice, I'm thinking of applying for CANADIAN IDOL, auditions coming to our town next week. ...singing my rendition of "Summertime"...and the living is easy...fish are jumping...and the cotton is high...your momma's rich, and yer daddies good lookin...so hush pretty baby dowwwwwn't you cry. Who says you can't start a new career at 61. No one has discovered me yet...it's all in the presentation. So, I'm going to sing it from the back of a 58 Buick..nakid.
Heh...must be the med's talkin'....time for this balonie to hit the hay. I had a lot of plans for this weekend, but I can see this cold is going to conk me out for sometime to come. It's just starting. And I'm still perkie...but let the phelem begin, and the rest of the shit..... see you on the other side.