Saturday, March 12, 2005


When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,

Allergists voted to scratch it and Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,

but Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,

and Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a mis-conception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"

while Pediatricians said, "Grow up!

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,

and Radiologists could see right through it!

Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter"

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

but Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,

and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

And in the end, Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who didn't give a shit!

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