When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
Allergists voted to scratch it and Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a mis-conception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted;
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while Pediatricians said, "Grow up!
Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness;
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing,
and Radiologists could see right through it!
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter"
Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
And in the end, Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole who didn't give a shit!