I stole this from Ada...thank you for not reporting me to the blogging authorities.
My Geiger counter reports 8875 people have darkened my doorstep. AND if I count my comments (which I haven't) but a guesstimate would be 41, there seems to be a discrepancy here. Someone is reading and not writing, and I know just who the hell it is too. That G.D. Balonie!!! She's in here all day trying to get the numbers up. First she spills wine in my keyboard and then she's f*king with my numbers..but I have a plan..he he.