Friday, September 15, 2006


Everyone who thinks I am idiot ...raise yo hands!! in Calgary, I'm not far off the mark, am I!!?????

I hear some of that cold spell is heading out our way, thanku jeebus, because it was 31C today, and windy as shit. I'm not partial to those weather conditions, especially in fall.

Did you know the pic of the purdy girl in Santa's lap is moi? You betcha, I have no problems jumping into the lap of chubby man, because I got one meself!! Providing he isn't laying bricks instead of me.

I'll leave blogger comments on, because I will only have this up a short time, and I'm thinking haloscan will start billing me if I keep farting around with me blogs!

This is just the first of a series, more to come folks. Then I will put them on the back burner until the month Santa really gets his shit together.

Let's just see how annoying those snowflakes will be. I changed the rate from 30 to 15. heh!


JimBob said...

Hah! They all look alike. You need to add a randomier so that you have different snowflakes being launched!

Joan said...

I would, if I knew what that meant.

Leslie said...

I LOVE it, Joan! :) And it works perfectly with all the white stuff that's outside my door.

Way to have your (Christmas) cake and eat it, too.

JUST A MOM said...

holly cow man you realllly got puter smart how did ya get that and where did you find it i want some like this. i will be back to see what else ya got.

Z said...

That is so cool! But don't you think we should get Halloween outta the way before we start up with our damn annoying Christmas cheer!! ps.. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!--the only time of year when someone can run into you with their shopping cart at WalMart and you smile and laugh and wish them a Merry Christmas!!
Tanzee the ghetto mamma

Special K said...

You are too frigging funny.

Michelle said...

You succeeded - the snowflakes got my eyes sore and gave me a serious dizzy spell so much so that I nearly threw up all over my keyboard. LOL.

Brenda said...

yeah jimbob, what is a randomier? We're ditzy here. Ha!

It's lovely Miz Joan, even yer knees have that Christmas glow going on.

JimBob said...

for (i = 0; i < no; ++ i) {

dx[i] = 0; // set coordinate variables

xp[i] = Math.random()*(doc_width-50); // set position variables

yp[i] = Math.random()*doc_height;

am[i] = Math.random()*20; // set amplitude variables

stx[i] = 0.02 + Math.random()/10; // set step variables

sty[i] = 0.7 + Math.random(); // set step variables

This is a fragment from Joan's page source. Calculates x and y steps for flakes. Apply the same to a selection of images indexes of different shaped snowflakes. BTW it's really annoying ifn ya set 'no' to 120, but vastly slower!