Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Two of my favourite things..

My Pennykins just loves leaves. She cannot wait for me to throw the ball in a pile of them and hide it. She even sleeps in them if you let her, but she comes out all full of whatyoumightsay..buggy. If you enbiggin...you can see part of her tail sticking out behind her.

My nephew sent me my favorite thing to do today...WORD PLAY, it's so funny.

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
And the winners are:
1. Coffee (n.): the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy~nilly (adj.): impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.): describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.): olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by Proctologists.
13. Pokemon (n): a Rastafarian proctologist.
14. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish~isms.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): The belief that, when you die, your Soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

What is your favorite?...I'm leaning to #15 & 16 ...and ummm #7 for sure, and then #4, but I luv em all!!

Nevermind, I just read # 9 again HA!

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