Monday, November 19, 2007

Pot Roast and baked spuds on the menu

But not without some grief. Nothing ever goes right around here kids. The roast I bought looked "lean and mean." It was only $10.00 bucks that should have been my first hint. When I got it home, it was a fatty Mchatty. The front of it was lean looking as could be, but once I inspected it with my fat inspector eyes...I found fat and gristle to be running though dat dere piece of cow. So, I eviscerated it. I cut it up..I did! I took every piece of fat and gristle out of it, and was left with ... not much. That is the second time Safeway has fooled me with the look of the piece of beef....never again. Bastards! I usually go to Superstore for my roasts, but as luck would have it, Superstore is much further than Safeway, and because I don't have any brakes on my car, I have to take the shortest road home after work so I don't cause a horrible accident which could kill me and innocent people. Hey, don't worry, I know how to pump em when shit comes to shove.

You don't shop on the weekends? Nope. I shop as I need. I never know what I want for supper, and if I buy a whole crap load of stuff, it is stuffed away in the freezer and I never see it again. Yes, I know this is not thrifty. But it works for me.

I never thought I would say this, but would someone send me a Meme.

I can't possibly be talking about my car woes, and lame food issues anymore. I only have about 20 minutes to do this every night and it's getting old people...older than the dog shit in my back yard. Penny?...are you listening.

So, if you don't want to hear me talking about my car, dog shit, pot roasts and Angel Man..sigh.... GIVE ME A FRICKING MEME....RIGHT NOW! I promise, I will make it interesting...I won't embellish, haaaaa...

Yours truly

Balonie

5 comments:

Linda said...

Joan, love that pic at the top of your page, may I ask where you got it? would like to get a copy...as always love your writings!!

Brenda said...

Ok, check your email Miz Balonie, I sent you a meme. :-)

Dorie said...

I thought of sending you a quiz, "Which Crayola crayon are you?" but when I took the quiz it said I was Periwinkle Blue and was insulting about it. Like it was a bad thing not to be Screaming Pink! Here's a quickie: what's your aristocratic name? http://www.masquerademaskarts.com/memes/peculiartitle.php

I'm Baroness Dora the Reticent of Durdle Door!

JUST A MOM said...

ok 8 randum things about you,,,

an my stove well it is the sencor yes an it is a brain and it will cost more then to buy a whole new stove.... yeah... right ....

Joan said...

Linda, I don't know where I got it, send me your email address and I will give you a copy. Or you could just copy it off my blog site..I don't mind. I don't know what the resolution would be after that.

Brenda...danke... I will do it tomorrow...

Dorie....I'm goin to do yours and Brenda's tommorrow...but durdle door...hmmmmm did that hurt?