Thursday, November 01, 2007

Assaholic

I just came across this word today. And I rolled it around my tongue for a time..assaholic..assaholic...and holy crap it was a perfect fit. This is who I am. I AM AN ASSAHOLIC!

No more shrinks.

I know my problem now..... I looked in the phone book, and there doesn't seem to be a Assaholic hotline. Bastards!

So, how do I solve my problem? How do I UNASS myself?

I know I was going to talk about the "60's" and shit today, but I haven't had time to scan the pics, that will come..after all I have fucking month to bare my soul. I hope God isn't looking.

What I want to know, is how do I become a better person...and not the jackass I have been for ...let's see ..the last 62 years. I have two problems, I am a Assaholic and Jackasserist.

I don't see a very bright future....I need some intervention.

Bring it on!!

5 comments:

Brenda said...

You do have the female versions of these diseases, right? You didn't fart on the dog or anything did you? :-)

AndiePandie said...

Ha Brenda! :)

I don't know if there is a cure Joanie. LOL

Joan said...

Yes, Brenda, I farted on the dog..that is what is keeping me up nights. It was hard trying to keep her settled.

Andie... I hope there is a cure, or a ten step program.... oy!

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katerina said...

I think you're fine as you are. You just need to get OK with your assholeishness, embrace it, and accept it as part of yourself.

Embrace the asshole, Balonie. Embrace it.