Thursday, November 01, 2007


I just came across this word today. And I rolled it around my tongue for a time..assaholic..assaholic...and holy crap it was a perfect fit. This is who I am. I AM AN ASSAHOLIC!

No more shrinks.

I know my problem now..... I looked in the phone book, and there doesn't seem to be a Assaholic hotline. Bastards!

So, how do I solve my problem? How do I UNASS myself?

I know I was going to talk about the "60's" and shit today, but I haven't had time to scan the pics, that will come..after all I have fucking month to bare my soul. I hope God isn't looking.

What I want to know, is how do I become a better person...and not the jackass I have been for ...let's see ..the last 62 years. I have two problems, I am a Assaholic and Jackasserist.

I don't see a very bright future....I need some intervention.

Bring it on!!


Brenda said...

You do have the female versions of these diseases, right? You didn't fart on the dog or anything did you? :-)

AndiePandie said...

Ha Brenda! :)

I don't know if there is a cure Joanie. LOL

Joan said...

Yes, Brenda, I farted on the dog..that is what is keeping me up nights. It was hard trying to keep her settled.

Andie... I hope there is a cure, or a ten step program.... oy!

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katerina said...

I think you're fine as you are. You just need to get OK with your assholeishness, embrace it, and accept it as part of yourself.

Embrace the asshole, Balonie. Embrace it.